Indoor carnival

 Mom? We want to jump on this thing, but that other kid is in the way. Can we do something else?

 I love this!

 I don't. Why did you put me here? I want to go on the long shiny thing that ends in a ton a balls!

 This?

 Yep, but it's more fun going down than landing.

I thought so, too. Get me outta here!