Ode to the cat.

Just call me Weird Al...only a true Texan will recognize this song!

"Texas," our "Texas," we love you, silly cat.

"Texas," our "Texas," someday you will be fat!

Softest and sweetest, you play hard then you rest,

Oh kitten, who purrs loudly, you took over our Nest!

God bless you "Texas," and keep you growing strong,

That you may grow roots in our heart to last our whole life long.

Second Stanza

...just kidding.