Just a slip of the tongue...

OK....so at 7 the Princess is beyond the cute little mispronounced words... like "Scusty" for disgusting...and "Nassy B" for nasty.

But we're still in the "I'm going to say what I heard (or read)" phase...

1.) So...yesterday she asked, "Can I watch that Princess Diarrhea Movie?"
YES.
We laughed out loud! Then we told her what the correct word was...her response was "OHHH...I didn't know."

2.) The other day she came out of the bathroom after having just been in there for a length of time and her Dad, worried that something might be wrong, asked her about it. She said, "Oh. My stomach had a crap, but I'm OK now."
Dad said, "what?"
She then realized she has misspoken and said, "nothing."
Dad inquired, "Did you mean 'cramp'?"
"Oh. Yeah, that's it, a cramp. But I'm OK now."

3.) While the King was playing Wii golf with the Prince she hollered out, "Go Dad, get a Boogie!" She meant Bogey. LOL.

4.) While I was doing dishes in the kitchen, she was playing Wii fish...she was sitting prim and proper on a chair in front of the TV trying DESPARATELY to get the bonus fish...the next thing I heard was, "BITE ME! BITE ME!" I came QUICKLY into the room to see what she was doing. Naturally, that's not something we say, but she was so innocent of it that I let it go. I hope it doesn't come back to bite me. :)

5.) There is one more that I can recall but it might offend...so I won't share. If you think you can handle it and still want to know...email me. Her innocence is priceless.

There are others that I can't recall right now, but we get an almost daily dose. Because she is reading chapter books and learning new words all the time, she tries out some of the words she's reading. Some words are correct and some are just hilarious!

...just thought I'd share. BTW, if my kids ever become faithful readers of my blog...I'll be out of stuff to write!

Here's a funny about the Prince...
As his mom, I don't want him slouching..it's bad posture and bad for him. Anyway. I'm always telling him to sit up or stand up straight. Well...the other day when I said it...I noticed his pectoral muscles begin to stand out...SOOOO...I told him. "When you stand up straight your pecs are more pronounced"....Yep. That's ALL it took. I saw it register on his face and I watched him stand EVEN straighter. Naturally, I couldn't help but point out to him that he only took my motherly advice when the benefit was looking more macho. LOL. Then, later when I was telling the King about it, he naturally laughed and said, "you mean his 'pequenos'(pay cane yos-Spanish for little)." Poor kid...can't catch a break! Another chuckle at his expense. What will we do if he goes to boarding school? What did we do for entertainment before he/they came along?!! Life must have been boring.